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JUNE 27
'She Has Got Exponentially Worse This Season!' The View Fans Demand 'Out of Touch' Whoopi Goldberg to Be Fired For Swearing And Interrupting
JUNE 24
'I Would F[***]ing Kill It': Self-Described 'Psycho' Declares That She 'would Get Pregnant Just To Abort' The Baby
JUNE 20
Wyoming Tourists Wage War on Toilets [True Story]
JUNE 17
Louisiana Mother, 32, Is Ordered to Pay Child Support to Man Who 'RAPED Her When She Was 16' - AND Give Him Full Custody of Their Teen Daughter 'because She Bought Her a Cellphone' – HOLLY NOTE: Is there no end to insanity?
The Number Of Transgender Youth Is On The Rise, Mostly Youth In Democrat Led States
JUNE 14
Taxpayers To Foot Bill for Terrorist’s Sex Change
JUNE 13
Auburn Man Arrested For Leaving Flowers On Fiancé's Grave Found Guilty
JUNE 1
Woman Who Is Sexually Attracted To Planes Wants To Marry Toy Boeing – HOLLY NOTE: Believe it or not, this isn't a one-off incident. When researching this topic for
Prophetic Perils: End Time Events Revealed, it was amazing to discover people of both genders had married everything from the Berlin Wall to a roller coaster, the Eiffel Tower, a bridge, a Barbie doll, a pineapple, a laptop, a rock, pets, stray animals, pottery and trees. Yes, trees are popular, and several people married themselves.
MAY 27
Bette Midler Demands Tucker Carlson And Newt Gingrich Be Thrown In Jail
Anti-Gun Leftist Bette Midler Ripped As 'Massively Irresponsible' For Telling People To 'come Armed' To Possible NRA Convention Protest
Startled Patient Charged $40 ‘For Crying’ During Doctor's Appointment
MAY 26
NSBA Letter Drafts Called For National Guard And Military To Be Deployed
MAY 9
Oregon Law Requires Menstrual Products in Boys' Bathrooms
MAY 3
Midwife Students Taught How to Deliver Babies Through ‘Male Genitalia’ – HOLLY NOTE: In case you're wondering if the world has tipped over the edge, there's this.
MAY 2
Climate Change: Designers of Cow Face Mask That Neutralizes Emissions From Belching Wins $628,000 – HOLLY NOTE: However, the most offending emissions exit from the south end, not the burping end. No provision for that. This is when I plead, "God, spare us from idiots." So far, they're out and about, and multiplying.
APRIL 26
I Married My Cat To Get Around My Landlord's Pet Restrictions
APRIL 13
While Everyone Else Is Kicking Themselves For Voting For Biden, College-Educated Women Are Doubling Down
APRIL 11
Environmental Group Adbusters Urges People To Deflate SUV Tires
MARCH 30
British Hospitals Asking Men If They Are Pregnant Before Getting Scans
MARCH 24
Howard Stern Labels GOP 'Wacko Party' and Praises Biden
MARCH 1
Driver Seen Zooming Down Road With Convertible Top Down in Snowstorm
FEBRUARY 4
A 410-Pound Gold Cube Worth $11.7 Million Is Sitting in the middle of Central Park
FEBRUARY 1
Peter Dinklage’s Snow White Complaint Blasted By Dwarf Performers: “He’s Trying To Take Roles Away”
Pinocchio Alert! Lickspittle Canadian Reporter Suggests Russia Might Be Behind Historic, Patriotic Trucker Rally

Boston College Students Are Horrified to Find Their Roommate's Dorm Filled With Several Inches of SNOW
JANUARY 28
School Boss Debunks Rumor That They Provided Kitty Litter For 'Furries'
JANUARY 27
Meet 1.6 Million ‘Redditors’ Who Want to Abolish Work
French Cannibal Jeremy Rimbaud Escapes Psych Ward, Beats Woman
“You Super-Spreaders, You Voted for Trump, Didn’t You!?” – Self-Proclaimed “Karen” GOES BERSERK As She Stalks Maskless Shoppers Around The Store

French Adventurer Dies Attempting Solo Atlantic Crossing
Russian Lawyer Swept Away in Frozen Oredezh River to Mark Orthodox Epiphany As Her Children Scream
JANUARY 18
Teacher Canceled (Fired) After Refusing to “Meow” at a Student Identifying as a Cat